When i am playing Tetris, i invariably and almost without realizing it, imagine the game being called by sports commentators; a running critique of my playing as if i’m a competing in some sort of Tetris Olympics.
“she’s trained hard all season and was really showing heart coming into this competition, but she’s getting sloppy going into level 9 and oooooh that move is really going to cost her. ”
“The block was right, the placement was there, but this is just clear example of over-rotation, Chuck. Frankly, i’m surprised at such a rookie move from such a seasoned player.”

(p.s. the first guy was named Chuck.)