Some nice young men from the EPA showed up at my door with a bunch of paperwork declaring that my sink be declared a protected wildlife sanitary. Luckily, one of the agents’ clipboard was stolen by a puddle of what appeared to be some sort of hyper-evolved stir-fry or I would be forced to give daily tours to Japanese tourists and sell overpriced shot glasses out of my bathroom. funny…..i can’t remember the last time we actually ATE hyper-evolved stir-fry.
I suppose it’s time to do the dishes.

next weeks episode: who knows what evil lurks in the heart of the diaper bin?