dear spam,
I regret to inform you that I will never
ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
be enlarging my penis. This is due largely to fact that it does not, in all fairness, exist. I tell you this so that your endeavors are not wasted and you are not overly disappointed by my lack of response to your painstakingly constructed subject line “Studies show you need 7 inches,” scientifically valid though it may be. And so you can direct your efforts towards a more receptive audience. (I hear that penises are all the rage with the 18-34 MALE crowd this year.)
Yours ever true,
- a.
p.s. - please send more info on the discount valium. after all, with the baby on the way in june, one of us is going to need it.