internet, i think its time you met someone.


This is T.B.A.* (*a Rodriguez/Elowsky collaboration) and he will be making his debut appearance this june around the summer solstice. he comes fully loaded: two kidneys, two renal arteries, extremities, eyes: the works! (i believe in quality craftsmanship.)
Of course you know, this makes you all internet aunts and uncles. Unfortunately, this lofty relationship’s only real benefit is that you’re aloud to buy things for him. but due to the law of inverse proportions (the smallness of an object is inversely proportional to the degree of cuteness), buying baby things will cause you to squeal things like “wook at de wittle shoes!” and “its a hat that makes him look like a bunny!.”
cause when you get right down to it, the main reason people have kids its to dress them up in silly outfits and coo. T.B.A. will be no exception. We plan on not owning any actual clothes for him, just costumes. so its going to be “sweetie, would you like to be and astronaut today or a ninja?” and, yes, he can wear swimsuits as underwear.
the other reason we decided to have kids is, hey — i put in a good four or five years to get ‘em good and trained, and i never have to do dishes again!