kids: as much as you might be tempted and no matter how much scotch you drink, don’t throw your phone across the room and smash it into a million tiny pieces. its unbecoming and the Nokia manufactures advise against it. ( I spoke with a representative of the company, and apparently smashing your phone into a million tiny peices is detrimental to the life of your cell phone. you should also keep it out of the sun.)

speaking of phones, on an entirely unrelated note, i think my phone somehow spontaneously imploded during the night. it also kinda looks like it was spontaneously “kicked repeatedly into a door.” maybe its an issue particular to the Nokia 6100.
eh, its probally for the best. talking to people is overrated.

i like how in advertising, the word “wholesome” in reference to food means nothing more than you probally have to chew it a whole lot.