hey, you guys: i finished my first two pages (a double page spread) for my second comic! check it out–

incidentally, this is the outline for the new story.

a friendly reminder to all those who are going to run out and see that movie “the fog” tomorrow:

fog is clouds and clouds aren’t scary.

this has been another helpful hint from erratum.

have you ever wanted to experience the tremendous pressure of deep sea diving with out all the tiresome bother of interesting scenery or captivating sea life? have you ever wanted to run in to stationary objects (like all the cool kids are doing this season) but lacked the proper atmosphere disturbance to get away with it? do you just get tired of hearing stuff? well, fret no more, friend. with a just little “ear infection” magic, you too can. that’s right, all it takes it a little bacteria trapped behind the eardrum soon you too will be able to experience the excruciating pain of sound! with every small movement, you too will be overcome with joy of fluid sloshing through your semi-circular canals, like of the great oceans and gentle streams of the world right here in your own cranium!

you know the feeling when you’re driving on the interstate and just one lone jerk in the car has their window rolled down? yeah. its alot like that.

i got a lot of advice. home remedies and such…….one thing has lead to another and, well, i spent the better half of the week with a hunk of pealed garlic hanging out my ear. now, this sounds like one of those things that people tell you so they can laugh at you when you actually try it……you know, when they’re watching you through all those secret cameras they’ve planted all over your house. (jeez, man, come on! like i’m the only one with paranoid delusions!) but the fucked up thing is that it really works, but ONLY when the garlic is actually physically in your ear. the second you take it out, its sinual tsunami city.