http://newanthems.com/blog stuff et things Thu, 14 May 2009 04:37:34 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Did you know that most people, myself included, spread the peanut butter side first when making a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich? It's ludicrous when you think about it: The jelly has so much more to loose! http://newanthems.com/blog/?p=117 Have you ever tried to teach someone the english language? It's absolute rubbish! homonyms? homophones? homographs?!?! Here's a novel thought: think up a new fucking word. It's not that hard. Widdie, floths, meork. There's three right there. My guy is crazy about letters right now. ... http://newanthems.com/blog/?p=116 Sebastian discovered the moon tonight. I'm sure he feels we should contact NASA or SETTY some similar astronomic cataloguing body. It was very primal; some "2001: a space oddity" kind of shit. He discovered the moon in the same way scores of men have discovered the very same moon ... http://newanthems.com/blog/?p=115 Some nice young men from the EPA showed up at my door with a bunch of paperwork declaring that my sink be declared a protected wildlife sanitary. Luckily, one of the agents' clipboard was stolen by a puddle of what appeared to be some sort of hyper-evolved stir-fry ... http://newanthems.com/blog/?p=114 If i manufactured ice cream, and perhaps i should, my brand would be called "Chock full of Stuff" (or, alternately, "Hella Stuff" but only on the west coast. the east coast version: "Mad Stuff" ) and It would be mostly the things one finds in ice cream, only a lot ... http://newanthems.com/blog/?p=113 I just brought some new clothes for my cell phone. now he looks like a centurion. http://newanthems.com/blog/?p=112 Without question, my diggs ain't the Taj Mahajhal. We are, if not dumpster divers, then my man and I must fall into the the decidedly less romantic classification referred to -- usually in middle school and with some degree of pointing and laughing -- as "trash diggers." My couches -- ... http://newanthems.com/blog/?p=111 When i am playing Tetris, i invariably and almost without realizing it, imagine the game being called by sports commentators; a running critique of my playing as if i'm a competing in some sort of Tetris Olympics. "she's trained hard all season and was really showing heart coming ... http://newanthems.com/blog/?p=110 every time we have any sort of "weather" at all here in the bay area, the city shuts down entirely. no lie. its always the biggest story on the news "Yes, Dan there appears to be some sort of precipitation falling from the sky. there's no word yet ... http://newanthems.com/blog/?p=109 Date: Oct 30, 2007 8:55 PM Subject: hello old friend Body: dear andrea, you suck. love, ziti p.s. congrats on the baby, and HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!?!?! Date: Dec 11, 2007 3:20 PM Subject: Re:hello old friend Body: Dearest Mr. Vucci I can't tell you how pleased I was to hear from you, but I am ... http://newanthems.com/blog/?p=108